Essentially Evil

Proudly a demon run business
since DCLXVI

Our Story

Our demonic artisans have toiled tirelessly to bring you the finest evil and cursed objects and accessories available in this, or most other realities. We offer home goods and apparel that blend impeccable design with a touch of malevolence. While we cannot guarantee that each item sold carries a dark curse, we can promise it was made with love.

  • Our founder sealing the deal

  • Just another day at the factory

"ALTARBOI is my first stop for gift shopping. The blank stares on the faces of my friends and family once I have corrupted their soul is priceless!"